just for laughs!

got this in an email from joy.... thought it was good for cheek exercise!

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Qn: Why is fish cunning?
Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon)

Qn: What animal falls down the most?
Ans: Fox, cos they are jiao hua (legs slippery -> cunning)

Qn: Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, what does Da ming drink?
Ans: Da ming drinks wine, cos jiu yang da ming

Qn: Which chinese host does not have centre parting?
Ans: wu zong xian (no centre line)

Qn: Why did Zhou Jie Lun get fined by the police for crossing the street?
Ans: cos he was Jay walking

Qn:Which Chinese emperor was blind??
Ans: Kang xi (sounds like "can't see")

Qn: How does a fish laugh?
Ans: HE HE HE

Qn: How does a prawn laugh?
Ans: HEI HEI HEI

Qn: Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle cap?
Ans: Peacock, cos kong que kai ping

Qn: Why don't babies need to brush teeth?
Ans: cos bei bi wu chi (sounds like "baby no teeth")

Qn: Which button on your keyboard cannot sing?
Ans: F4

Qns: Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?
Ans: Xiao Bai, cos Xiao Bai Tu (xiao bai vomit)